Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2+1 Villa in New Bogazici, Cyprus!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because I'm about to take you on a rambling, honest, and slightly messy journey through "Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2+1 Villa in New Bogazici, Cyprus!" Get ready for a review that's less brochure and more… well, me. Let’s dive in!
The Hype is Real (Mostly): My Escape to Paradise…Or, What I Learned About Turkish Coffee and Sunshine
First impressions: The name? "Escape to Paradise." Bold, right? And the photos? Oh, they’re stunning. I'm talking Instagram-worthy, 'pinch me I'm dreaming' kind of visuals. Now, my inner cynic (she's a grumpy old lady who lives rent-free in my brain) was already gearing up for a letdown. But… drumroll… it mostly lived up to the hype.
Accessibility? Let’s Get Real (And Maybe a Little Frustrated)
Okay, so accessibility is where we need to get a little… practical. I hate that I have to say this, but if you're super dependent on wheelchair access, double-check everything. While they mention facilities for disabled guests, that's vague. I'd call and confirm the details because I'm not entirely confident it’s seamless throughout the property, especially getting around outside. My experience included some stairs, so let's just say it’s not a perfect score. But hey, the elevator (yes, an elevator!) is a good sign.
Food, Glorious Food (And My Turkish Coffee Addiction)
Okay, food. This is where Paradise really shines. I'm a sucker for options, and this place delivered.
- Restaurants, Restaurants, Restaurants! And I'm not exaggerating. A la carte, buffet, international, local… my taste buds just about exploded. It was like a culinary treasure hunt! The Asian restaurant was a surprisingly delicious hit.
- Coffee/Tea in Restaurant & Coffee Shop! My god, the Turkish coffee! Forget everything you thought you knew. Strong, rich, and served with a side of… well, more coffee. I went from "occasional coffee drinker" to "Turkish coffee addict" in, like, a day. Seriously, it's a must-try.
- Breakfast [Buffet] & International Cuisine in Restaurant: The breakfast buffet was an actual spread! All the standards, plus some surprisingly good local pastries. The Western dishes were good too!
- Poolside Bar: Drinks by the pool? Yes, please! (More on the pool later.)
The Room (My Sanctuary… And Occasional Laundry Pile)
The 2+1 villa? Yeah, it was pretty darn impressive.
- Air Conditioning: Crucial in Cyprus, believe me.
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Actually works, which is a huge win!
- Mini-Bar: Because, snacks.
- Private Bathroom: Always a plus.
- The Bed: Extra long and comfy, especially after a day of sun.
- The View: Absolutely incredible. Waking up to that every morning was… well, it almost made me a morning person.
- The Closet: I swear I tried to keep things tidy, but the laundry pile seemed to grow exponentially. Thank goodness for daily housekeeping!
The Pampering: Spa Day Shenanigans!
- Massage: I went for the massage, and I had an incredible experience. I was tense when it was time to go, and I could truly feel the difference.
- The Pool, The Pool, The Pool! Oh, that pool with a view! That's where I spent most of my time, truly. You could relax and let your worries melt away in the sun.
- Spa/Sauna & Steamroom: I didn't experience the sauna or steamroom, but the spa was a good experience.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind (And Hand Sanitizer Obsession)
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so this section is important to me!
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good!
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, which made me feel safe.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Awesome!
- Rooms sanitized between stays & Room sanitization opt-out available: Happy to hear it!
Things to Do: Beyond the Beach (If You Can Tear Yourself Away)
This place is about more than just lounging by the pool, though that's a perfectly valid option.
- Fitness Center: They have a gym. I used it, but let’s just say I didn’t become a fitness guru overnight.
- Things to Do: You're in a prime location. Explore!
- Bicycle Parking You can even rent bicycles!
The Nitty-Gritty (The Stuff That Matters)
- Internet: They have internet access throughout.
- Airport Transfer: They offer airport transfers. Saved me the hassle!
- Car Park [Free of Charge]: Always a bonus.
- Concierge: Always helpful!
- Daily housekeeping: They really do.
- Laundry Service: Perfect for the laundry pile I discussed.
- Security [24-hour]: Gives peace of mind.
- Smoke alarms: Good.
The “Meh” Moments (Because Nothing’s Perfect)
Okay, nobody is perfect, and neither is the property.
- Smokers: I did encounter them.
- The "Small Stuff:" Sometimes, the basics weren't quite as seamless as I'd hoped. For example, there were some minor hiccups with room service at times.
My Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Yes, absolutely. The pros far outweigh the cons. If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with incredible food, breathtaking views, and a touch of luxury, "Escape to Paradise" is definitely worth it. Just be prepared to embrace the imperfections and to potentially gain a Turkish coffee addiction.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to do this! We're not just planning a trip; we're living a trip – a messy, opinionated, probably slightly sunburned trip to Salamis Gardens evlerinde, in Yeni Boğaziçi, Cyprus. And honestly? I'm already stressed, but also REALLY excited. Let's go!
The "Let's Get This Bread (and Maybe a Cypriot Beer)" Itinerary: Cyprus Edition
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Chaos
- Morning (Let's be Real, Probably Afternoon): Fly into Ercan International Airport (ECN). Okay, first hurdle: navigating the Cyprus passport control. Pray to the travel gods it's not a total cluster. I'm praying for a smooth ride because I'm a terrible flyer and the thought of turbulence makes me want to eat my own arm. Maybe pack some extra ginger biscuits? (Note to self: MUST pack anti-nausea tablets).
- Afternoon: Arrive at Salamis Gardens. OMG, the photos look AMAZING. Fingers crossed the reality matches the Instagram hype. Finding the apartment. This is where things usually go south for me. I will guarantee I will get lost. My sense of direction is… unconventional. Picture me, map in hand, looking utterly bewildered while muttering to myself about "that darn roundabout." Unpack, try to make something resembling coffee, and immediately realize I forgot the coffee filter. This is a sign, people. A sign of delightful, slightly chaotic things to come.
- Evening: Explore the immediate surroundings. Find a local restaurant. Seriously, find one. I need to taste that famous Cypriot Halloumi, the stuff of my cheesy dreams. I am going to make sure to order the Halloumi and the Sheftalia! I'm going to try out my (terrible) Turkish greeting skills (thinking 'Merhaba! Halloumi lütfen!' is probably a recipe for disaster). Pray the food is good because my stomach is already rumbling. Maybe find a super local, tiny, family-run place– those are always the best!
Day 2: Beach Day (and Potential Meltdown)
- Morning: Beach time! Head to the coast. Salamis Ruins are nearby. I am going to get up early to beat the heat and the crowds. Pack beach bag, sunscreen (LOTS), a book I'll probably only read two pages of, and my phone for… well, for everything.
- Afternoon: SUN. SAND. SEA. Attempt to be a graceful beachgoer. Expect to resemble a beached whale after an hour of trying to relax. Probably overdo it with the sun. End up slightly crispy. Apply aloe vera like it's my job.
- Evening: Dinner at a beachside taverna. Order too much food because I always do. Marvel at the sunset. (If I can keep my eyelids open, that is). Overthink every life decision. Decide I should move to Cyprus and open a goat farm. (This is a recurring thought.)
- Rambling Aside: I love a good sunset, but I can get so caught up in taking the perfect picture that I forget to actually look at the darn thing. Maybe this trip I'll try to just be in the moment, you know? Okay, who am I kidding? I'm still taking photos. Probably a million of them.
- Imperfection Alert: I will inevitably spill something on my outfit. Guaranteed. It's just… a thing. I'm going to embrace the chaos.
Day 3: History, Hiccups, and Halloumi (Again, Because Duh)
- Morning: Drive up to the ruins of Salamis. Immerse myself in history. (Or at least try to. My attention span is… challenging.) I will, without a doubt, wonder what life was like back then. I will totally imagine myself as some badass ancient queen. Maybe. Probably not.
- Afternoon: Lunch at a local place. Sample all the meze. Try all the dips. Realize I'm going to need to invest in some stretchy pants. Do some souvenir shopping. Find something ridiculously kitsch, because why not?
- Evening: Cook dinner in my apartment. Attempt to make a Cypriot dish. Probably set off the smoke alarm at least once. Laugh at myself profusely when it inevitably burns. Order takeaway pizza. Decide I am terrible at cooking, and I'm okay with it.
Day 4: The North Cyprus Divide and Potential Existential Dread
- Morning: Explore the divided city of Famagusta. I’m feeling conflicted about this day already. It's the history, but it's the… well, the emotional weight of it all.
- Afternoon: Find a café. Drink some strong Cypriot coffee. (I will almost certainly spill some). Write in my travel journal when I feel compelled to, and will immediately be interrupted by a loud family.
- Stream-of-Consciousness Alert: I feel like I should be a good writer, you know? I love to write. But getting started is a chore. This journal entry is already a mess. Just like my life. But I also, maybe, love the mess? Is that weird?
- Evening: Dinner on the harbor. Watch the boats. Think about life. Try not to be too sad about things. (This is the hard part!) Then again, do be sad if you need to. That's human. Order more Halloumi. The more, the merrier.
Day 5: Relaxation, Reflection, and Regret? (Maybe Not…)
- Morning: Sleep in. Finally let myself enjoy the slowness. The beauty of not having to run.
- Afternoon: Head back to the beach but this time with no schedule. Just me, the sea and a good book (or maybe just a good view of the sea, because my brain is a mess).
- Evening: Final dinner. Toast to the trip, to the chaos, to the memories made (and the ones I'll probably forget). Feel the bittersweet sting of leaving. Promise myself I’ll return. Book flight and pray that I had a great time.
Final Notes:
- Imperfection is Key: Embrace the unexpected delays, the wrong turns, the mispronounced words, the burnt food, and the embarrassing moments. They're what make the trip memorable.
- Be Kind: To yourself, to the locals, to everyone!
- Halloumi: Eat it. All of it.
- Enjoy the Ride: Because life's too short for boring trips. And if this one's anything to go by, it will be anything but boring.
Alright Cyprus, here I come! Wish me luck (and maybe send a spare pair of stretchy pants).
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2+1 Villa in New Bogazici, Cyprus - The Unfiltered Questions (and Answers!)
Okay, seriously, is it *actually* paradise? Living in New Bogazici, feels like...well, paradise?
Alright, so “paradise” is a loaded word, right? My inner cynic usually starts scoffing. But… *damn*, Cyprus hits different. This villa specifically? You know, the brochure photos? They're *almost* doing it justice. Picture this: you wake up, not to the blaring of an alarm (bless!), but to the gentle chirping of... something. Birds? Crickets? Honestly, I haven’t reached a local ornithological expert status yet, but the noise is *good*. The air smells clean, sunshine practically pouring in. It’s a slow, glorious start to the day.
Now, am I finding perfect angels singing on every corner? Nope. The occasional power cut? Yep, welcome to the island life! The internet sometimes… well, let’s just say I’ve reread a lot of books lately. But even those little hiccups fade away when you’re actually *living* the life – feeling the sun on your skin, the salty breeze, and yeah, the overall amazing feeling of being in *this* villa. The "paradise" part comes from *this* kind of life: slow, beautiful, and real.
2+1? What does that *actually* mean? I'm picturing cramped closets and awkward sofa beds. Tell me the truth!
Okay, the 2+1 thing gets a little lost in translation, but "2+1" does NOT mean "Tiny Tiny Tiny!" It means *two* bedrooms (yay!) and a *living space*, but that living space is *perfect*, with great light and is *huge*! It's the heart of the villa and where you'll actually spend the majority of your time. It is not "cramped closets," I swear! The bedrooms are *decent* sizes – enough room to move around and not feel like you're sleeping in a sardine can. One of the bedrooms is larger, and one is smaller, perfect for a guest room or an office. And the sofa bed? Thankfully not some torture device from a medieval dungeon. It's quite comfy, really; I had my sister stay for a week, and she loved it! This villa is a *proper* home, not just somewhere to crash.
What's the vibe in New Bogazici? Is it a party scene? Quiet retirement village? Tourist trap? Spill the tea!
Alright, this is where it gets interesting. The vibe? It's... *evolving*. It's definitely not a raging party scene, which, frankly, is a relief. You want to find a decent club? You'll need to take a taxi. It's *mostly* chill. It’s also not *just* a retirement village, although there are definitely plenty of people who seem to have done just that. There is a great mix of expats and locals.
The tourist trap thing? Nah, not *yet*. It’s still got that authentic charm, that slow island time beat. The beaches are beautiful, the restaurants are affordable, and you feel like you're getting away from the "real world". It's a great mix of relaxed and interesting. However, be prepared for the occasional power cut or a local shop that closes for siesta. That is the charm of it.
The Villa – What’s the kitchen *really* like? I need my morning coffee and occasional late night snack. ☕️
Oh, the kitchen! Okay, let’s be honest. It's the place where magic happens. I'm not a chef by any stretch, but I am a big coffee person. And the kitchen in the villa? It actually has a good space for a coffee machine. No cramped countertops or ancient appliances that threaten to explode. The kitchen is modern, functional, and it has *everything* you need. Yes, the essential things are already included. The fridge is a good size (crucial for those after-beach beer runs), and there's plenty of cabinet space. There is a *great* space for coffee making. The only advice I have? If you're a serious cook (like, Gordon Ramsay level), you might want to bring a few favourite utensils. But for everyday living, and late night snacks? Perfect.
Is there a pool? Because, let's be honest, swimming pools are a huge deal in Cyprus.
YES! A thousand times YES! The pool is *amazing*. It's not some tiny plunge pool either; it's a proper size, perfect for doing some laps, or just chilling with a drink. I swear, I practically lived in it during my first week. It's clean, well-maintained, and the perfect antidote to the Cyprus sun. The water is the perfect temperature, and you can tell that the villa owners keep it in tip-top condition. My happy place?
What's the WiFi situation? Can I actually work remotely or am I doomed to digital isolation?
Ah, technology! Okay, the WiFi is...mostly good. It's not the blazing-fast, fibre-optic kind you might expect in a major city, but it's more than sufficient for the basics – emailing, video calls, social media. I've worked remotely from the villa with no major issues. However, don't expect to download massive files in seconds. Patience is a virtue in Cyprus, especially when it comes to internet speeds. There are the occasional blips, which can get annoying. But let's be honest, a break from constantly being online is not all bad! Enjoy the slow pace, go outside and enjoy the beautiful scenery!
What about the beach? How far away is it? Because a beach that's a hassle to get to is a dealbreaker.
Okay, the beach! This is *key*. The villa is within a *very reasonable* distance to the beach. Think a short drive, or even a bike ride. It’s not like you’re hours away, stuck in traffic.
Here’s a little story: One day, I was feeling particularly lazy. Like, "should I even put on pants?" lazy. But the sea was calling. So I hopped in the car, drove five minutes and I was on the sand! That access, that convenience? Priceless. The beaches around the area are gorgeous – clear water, soft sand, and usually not too crowded. You can spend the entire day there, swimming, sunbathing, reading a book, and enjoying the moment. And the best is that you are close to the villa if you forgot your sunglasses. It is perfect.
Are there any downsides? Gotta keep it real!
Okay, honesty hour. It's not *perfection*, of course. I've already mentioned the occasional power cut and slightly inconsistent internet.Around The World Hotels
