Detroit Troy's BEST Homewood Suites? (Luxury Getaway Revealed!)
Detroit Troy's BEST Homewood Suites? (Luxury Getaway Revealed!) - A Messy, Honest Review (and Probably My New Favorite Hotel)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to take you on a rollercoaster through the Homewood Suites in Detroit Troy. And let me tell you, this isn't your average hotel review. This is experience, people. Pure, unadulterated human experience.
I'm talking about a stay so good, it almost – almost – made me forget I was stuck in a conference filled with people who think "synergy" is a personality trait. (Shudder.)
First Impressions (and a Near Disaster with the Front Desk):
Okay, so I’m terrible at directions. Seriously, GPS and I have a complicated relationship, mostly involving me shouting at it. So, after circling the block thrice, I finally pulled up to the Homewood Suites. The exterior? Classic Homewood: clean lines, well-maintained, and promising a level of "everything is fine."
Now, here's where things went sideways, briefly. The front desk? A bit… slow. It’s a Friday afternoon, everyone is checking in, and the poor soul behind the counter had a line out the door. This is the one area where efficiency could have been better. I was, admittedly, tired and hangry, and I may have let out a rather loud "ugh" when I realized I was sixth in line. But hey, at least they had a cute little basket of individually wrapped candies that I surreptitiously devoured while waiting. (The free Wi-Fi in all rooms helped keep me sane, thankfully.)
Accessibility (God Bless Accessible Hotels!):
Okay, let's get real: accessibility matters. And thankfully, Homewood Suites in Troy gets it largely right. I always appreciate a place that prioritizes features like ramps, elevators, and rooms designed with mobility in mind. Knowing that they’re thinking about everyone makes me feel good about supporting them. Now, I don't personally need these features, but knowing they're there for people who do is a huge plus. Makes the whole place feel, well, just nicer.
The Room (My Fortress of Solitude… Almost):
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room? A studio suite. And let me tell you, I was in love. The blackout curtains? Absolute godsend. I have a slight aversion to daylight, and these bad boys transformed my room into a cozy cave of blissful darkness. The bed? Heavenly. Seriously, I could have stayed in it all day (and almost did). The seating area? Perfect for spreading out my laptop (laptop workspace – check!) and, you know, judging my fellow conference attendees via video call.
Cleanliness and Safety: (COVID-era Anxiety Be Gone!)
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Okay, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. Don't judge me. (Okay, judge me a little. But I can't help it!) This hotel made me feel safe. The hand sanitizer was everywhere. Like, everywhere. The staff were masked, they were taking precautions, and the whole place just felt clean. Now, I still wiped down everything with a sanitizing wipe because, you know, paranoia. But the fact that I felt so comfortable is a huge win. This could be the best hotel after COVID. I thought I would never feel safe again.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Conference Beast):
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
The breakfast. Listen, I'm not a morning person. But the free breakfast buffet? That got me out of bed. I'm talking eggs, bacon, the works. They also had an Asian breakfast, which I personally don't love, but I love they are making a concerted effort. There were all sorts of options, honestly. And the coffee? Surprisingly decent. I also indulged in the happy hour, which was, let's just say, a necessary stress reliever after enduring yet another presentation on "synergy." (See? The conference again!) Room service was a godsend after a long day!
Things to Do & Relaxation (Beyond the Conference Ballroom):
- Things to do: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
This is where Homewood Suites REALLY shines. They have a pool (an outdoor one, sadly closed but looks amazing), a fitness center (I didn't use it, but I saw it!), and, most importantly, both a spa and a sauna. Listen, I am a firm believer in the therapeutic power of a good steam. That was the highlight of my entire stay.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things):
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
The convenience store? Always a win. The daily housekeeping? Excellent. The Wi-Fi for special events? Crucial, because, you know, Zoom calls. Seriously, the hotel staff went out of their way to make me feel comfortable. They even had an on-site event hosting services for special events, which I didn't use, but I really saw how it could be a great option.
The Verdict (And the Imperfection):
Listen, it's not perfect. And that slightly slow check-in? The one tiny hiccup. But otherwise, this Homewood Suites in Detroit Troy? It's a haven. It’s clean, it's comfortable, it's got all the amenities you could ask for, and it feels genuinely welcoming.
Quirky Observations and Ramblings:
- I have a deep and abiding love for hotel bathrobes. This one was exceptionally fluffy. I may or may not have worn it to breakfast.
- They had a "proposal spot," which is… interesting. I considered it, briefly. Ultimately, I decided against it.
- The elevators were fast (a huge plus for a place that is high-floored).
- The smoke detector blinked at me. I don't think it liked my coffee.
Final Grade: A solid 4.5 out of 5 stars. I am definitely staying here next time I'm in Troy. If you can, you should too.
SEO-Optimized Call to Action: Book Your Perfect Troy Getaway at Homewood Suites!
Are you looking for a comfortable, accessible, and amenity-packed stay in Troy, Michigan? Look no further than the Homewood Suites! This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. Enjoy free Wi-Fi, spacious suites, delicious breakfast, and top-notch cleanliness and safety protocols. Relax in the spa, swim in the pool, or simply unwind in your luxurious room.
Here's what you get:
- Prime Location: Conveniently
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into my attempt at a relaxing stay at the Homewood Suites by Hilton Detroit Troy Troy (MI) – and knowing me, “relaxing” is likely to be a highly subjective term. This isn’t your glossy travel brochure, folks. This is real life. Prepare for the glorious mess.
Homewood Suites: My Fortress of… Somewhat Comfort? (Let's Hope!)
Day 1: Arrival and the Art of Winging It (and Praying to the Hotel Gods)
1:00 PM: Arrive in Troy - after a drive that, let’s just say, involved a LOT of caffeine and questionable decisions about my audiobook choices. Pulled into the Homewood Suites. First impression? Clean. Like, suspiciously clean. Reminded me of my grandma’s house after she'd spent two weeks with a hazmat suit and a bottle of bleach – not that I'm complaining! Check-in was smooth, blessedly. Got the key card, which immediately made me nervous. I have a history with key cards.
1:30 PM: Suite Tour. Okay, the "suite" part is accurate. This place is HUGE. Like, could-host-a-small-wedding huge. The mini-kitchen? Temptation central. The pull-out couch? I’m already envisioning myself falling asleep on it at some point, probably drooling a little. The TV? It's bigger than my actual living room TV. This could be dangerous. Oh, and a little tip: the air conditioning takes a while to kick in; it's a good thing I had a sweater already, or I'd have been absolutely miserable. (It took about 2 hours to kick in)
2:00 PM: Settling In & Snack Acquisition. Unpack (sort of). Found the complimentary "welcome" snacks. (Score!) Mini bag of popcorn, a granola bar that looked like it was made of rocks… and a container of those fruit snacks that taste suspiciously like plastic. Fuel! Okay, not really, that's what the convenience store is for.
2:30 PM: A Trip To Meijer? or maybe not. - The first thought was “let’s go!”. But I’m still a little fatigued. It was a long drive and the bed is comfy. Maybe I’ll do this in the morning.
3:00 PM: Pool or Gym? - Now to the big decision. The pool is there! Very tempting… but also, ew. Hotels. Germs. I’m seriously considering a deep dive into the on-site hot tub, but I'm terrified of the potential for skin-melting chlorine. Decisions, decisions… Ok. Well, the gym is there too.
3:30 PM: Gym. Okay, I caved. The gym is there. I will be honest, I don't like the gym. It's not like I get enjoyment from it. However, I can't spend the entire trip just watching TV. I decide that I will do a few laps on the treadmill. This turns out to be the highlight of the day.
4:30 PM: Gym Failure (a.k.a. a brief foray into exercise). Treadmill. Five minutes. Okay, I can handle this. Ten minutes. Starting to sweat. Fifteen minutes. Okay, I'm going to collapse. Stop. Ugh. Well, at least I tried. I decided to take a shower instead.
5:00 PM: Shower Time. I'm not sure why, but I love showering. It is also relaxing. That's a plus.
6:00 PM: Dinner Drama. I'd been planning to order some food, maybe some delicious local cuisine, but upon opening the door to see the menu, I realize that I didn’t even know what food I wanted. I spent a good hour looking for a place that fit my criteria. Finally I find it! "Pizza Hut". My favorite!
7:00 PM: Pizza and Netflix. I ended up watching a few of my favorite films. It was fantastic.
9:00 PM: Bedtime. Well, nearly. I’ll probably be up until midnight watching more TV. I will admit. I got hooked on a new show.
Day 2: Exploring (or Attempting To) and the Breakfast Debacle
8:00 AM: Breakfast. Wake up! The complimentary breakfast is supposed to be glorious. But… here’s a confession. I’m not a morning person. It's a battle every single day, and this hotel will be no different.
8:30 AM: Breakfast. I decided this time that I would go down. I walked down to the dining area. The food was so-so. The line was long. People were walking back and forth. I grabbed a waffle, and some "fruit". It wasn't the most magical experience ever.
9:00 AM: Coffee Run. Seriously, they should just have an IV drip of coffee in the rooms. I am one of those people.
9:30 AM: Troy's Treasures (or More Like, "Troy's… Stuff"). I decided to go to the Troy Museum. I did this for a few hours. It was great! I learned a lot.
12:00 PM: Lunch Time. I decided to try a local restaurant. "Great Lakes Steak & Chop". The place was really good! The food was good, I loved the service, and I was really pleased.
1:30 PM: Back to the Hotel. Rest time. I will be honest, I was really tired.
2:30 PM: Pool or Gym? Now I had to make a decision.
3:00 PM: Pool. I went. It was great.
4:00 PM: Back to the room. I took another shower, and chilled out.
6:00 PM: Dinner. Okay, so the first night I was thinking of ordering from Pizza Hut again. But if I'm being honest, that's not exciting. I did the same thing, and ordered this time from "Olive Garden". Very good. But I don't know if I was enjoying it. I think I was kind of tired of eating alone.
7:30 PM: TV and chilling out.
9:00 PM: Bedtime again.
Day 3: Departure (Finally!) and Reflecting on the Chaos
8:00 AM: Well, breakfast. I had another waffle. Same old.
9:00 AM: Packing (a.k.a. The Art of Cramming Everything Back into a Suitcase). I hate this part. It's always a puzzle, and 90% of the time, I fail.
9:30 AM: One Last Look Around. Double-checking for forgotten chargers, stray socks, and anything else I might leave behind.
10:00 AM: Checkout. Success! No key card drama. No major mishaps.
10:30 AM: Goodbye, Troy! Time to hit the road.
Final Thoughts: Dear Homewood Suites, It Was… An Experience
Would I do it again? Well, maybe. The suite was spacious, the gym was there, the pool was there, and the complimentary breakfast was a bonus. But, let’s be real. I could have stayed in my apartment. But at least I tried.
Gadsden Getaway: Hampton Inn I-59's Unbeatable Deals!
So, is this Homewood Suites in Troy, Detroit, ACTUALLY good? Like, REALLY good? My expectations are...high.
Okay, buckle up, because the answer is… it depends. Look, I’ve seen some *things* in my travels (think questionable continental breakfasts and hotel "art" that looks like it was painted by a bewildered toddler). But the Detroit Troy Homewood Suites? It's generally pretty decent. Not quite "floating on a cloud of pure luxury" good, but definitely a solid B+.
Here's the thing. I went there expecting the usual: a clean-ish room, a slightly sad gym, and a breakfast buffet where the scrambled eggs look suspiciously… yellow. However, the rooms are actually spacious – like, “I could do yoga in here without knocking over the furniture” spacious. The gym is surprisingly decent – I saw a guy actually *working out* in there, which I thought was a myth! And the breakfast… well, the scrambled eggs are still a little yellow, but they have waffles! And those, my friends, are a game-changer.
My first trip was for a work conference, and I was stressed out of my mind. I'd been up since dawn, and all I craved was a soft bed and a moment of silence. I got both. And you know what? It made the conference *slightly* less soul-crushing. Huge win.
What are the rooms *really* like? Beyond the marketing buzzwords.
Alright, let’s get real about the rooms. They're suites, remember? So you get usually a separate living area with a pull-out sofa (that I wouldn't trust my grandma on, but fine for a nap) and a kitchenette. Microwave, mini-fridge, all the essentials. Honestly, the kitchenette is a HUGE win. Leftovers are a lifesaver!
The decor is... well, it's Homewood Suites. No avant-garde masterpieces, let's just say that. Think beige, neutral tones, and… comfortable. It's the kind of room that whispers, "Relax, you're safe here." I'm not saying they'll win any design awards, but they are functional. Clean. And the bed? Surprisingly comfortable. I slept like a log both times I was there. That's the important bit, right?
The bathroom is adequate. Clean, decent water pressure. The lighting, though... Why is hotel lighting ALWAYS so harsh? Honestly, I feel like I need a full face of makeup just to brush my teeth. It's a minor gripe, I admit. But still…
One time, I booked a room that I thought had a nice view and it turned out I was facing the parking lot. Total bummer, but hey, you live and you learn! Learned to specify "non-parking lot view" from that day on. Always double-check the room details!
Let’s talk breakfast! The most important meal of the day (especially when you're hungover). What's the *real* deal?
Okay, breakfast. This is where things get *interesting*. They claim it’s free. And, technically, it is. But in the world of hotel breakfasts, free doesn't always mean *good*.
The good news: Waffles. They have those little waffle machines. Life-savers. The bad news: the scrambled eggs *always* look like they've been through a blender and not in a good way. Always. And the coffee? Let's just say it's… caffeinated. It gets the job done, but it won't win any awards.
They usually have some fruit and yogurt, too. Perfect for pretending you're being healthy. Occasionally, they'll have some sort of hot offering, like sausage or bacon. But on the day the bacon was particularly sad, I swear I saw a single tear roll down the cook's cheek.
And the chaos! The breakfast buffet can feel like a free-for-all. Kids running amok, people hovering over the waffle makers, clutching their plates like vultures circling a carcass. If you go, go early. Avoid the 9 AM rush. Trust me on this.
Beyond the Room and the Waffles, what else does the hotel offer? And are there any hidden fees or gotchas?
Okay, let's talk perks and pitfalls. They've got a small gym. As I mentioned before, it's actually pretty decent! Doesn't have the bells and whistles of a fancy fitness club, but you can get a decent workout in. They usually have a pool, too. I'm usually too busy sleeping to use it, but I've heard good things from those who do! There's also free Wi-Fi. Pretty standard, but, you know, important.
Hidden fees? Well, they usually don't hit you with any *surprises*. Check the parking situation – some Homewood Suites charge for parking. Pay attention to that! They usually have a sundries shop if you needs something urgently.
The real gotcha? Their website. Booking the room can be a total nightmare. Always double-check your dates, the room type, and any added charges. Their website is clunky, and I've accidentally booked the wrong room multiple times. Just a minor annoyance, or maybe a major one when it's the last room.
Is the location convenient for getting around Troy and Detroit? What's the surrounding area like?
The location is… fine. It's in Troy. It's not downtown Detroit, which is both a blessing and a curse, depending on your needs. It's close to the I-75, so getting around is relatively easy, and there's the Somerset Collection close by for some retail therapy.
The surrounding area is your typical suburban landscape. Lots of chain restaurants, strip malls, and office buildings. It’s safe, clean, and generally unremarkable. But hey, at least you've got plenty of dining options, you know? And easy access to a mall. I'm not a huge mall person, but it does exist.
Don't expect a vibrant nightlife. That's not really Troy's thing. If you're looking for that, you'll need to head into Detroit.
Pro-tip: If you're heading to Detroit for events, double-check the traffic. It *can* be a nightmare, especially during rush hour. And plan your route ahead of time. Save yourself the stress.
So, would you recommend the Detroit Troy Homewood Suites? Be brutally honest!
Okay, here's the truth. I'm not going to lie to you. I *would* recommend the Homewood Suites in Troy, Detroit... with caveats. It's not going to blow your mind with luxury. It's not the kind ofTravel Stay Guides
