Henderson, CO Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at La Quinta Inn & Suites!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving deep into the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Henderson, Colorado. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews, this is gonna be messy, honest, and (hopefully) hilarious. We're talking insider intel, people. And trust me, you're gonna want to know this stuff before you book.
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First Impressions and the Accessibility Angle:
Okay, so, pulling up to La Quinta in Henderson. It's… well, it's a La Quinta. You know the vibe. Not the swankiest joint in town, but clean and functional. And listen up, because accessibility is a big deal, and I'm going to be completely honest – it's a mixed bag here. The parking is free, which is a win, and there’s dedicated spots. That's awesome, because I hate fighting over parking. Elevators are a must, and, of course, they have them. The rooms are alright to navigate in terms of size for wheelchairs and that's a plus. Not a guaranteed win, but they have some wins. Check that off the list. The rest of the facilities for disabled guests were okay. No glaring issues, no unexpected amazing things! Just a pass, alright?
Rooms – The "Inside Scoop" (and Maybe a Few Crumbs)
We're talking non-smoking rooms, which, thank GOD, because I loathe the smell of stale cigarettes. They also, thankfully, have air conditioning because Denver summers can be BRUTAL. They've got internet access of course, so I don't think I need to go into that. Did I try the internet access – LAN? Nope, who the heck uses that anymore? Free Wi-fi is a win, and it works. I'm a happy camper.
Now, the rooms themselves? Okay, so, cleanliness is important. The room felt cleanish, but let's be real, it's a hotel. I'm a little OCD, so I always give everything a wipe-down with sanitizing wipes (thanks, COVID paranoia!). The rooms are sanitized between stays, which is reassuring, although the level of sanitization leaves something to be desired.
Amenities in the room? Standard stuff. Coffee maker (crucial), hair dryer (also crucial, for my frizz), desk (because, hello, work), safe box (because, well, better safe than sorry). The bed? Not the most luxurious, but comfy enough. Blackout curtains? YES! That’s a major win, I sleep in a cave. Bathrobes are listed, but I don't remember seeing them in the room, or using them…
The "Things To Do" Conundrum
Right, Henderson. It’s not exactly known for its vibrant nightlife, is it? So, if you're expecting a bustling social scene within the hotel, adjust your expectations, my friend. However it has a fitness center, which is good enough if you can't live without your daily workout, and a swimming pool [outdoor] so, you know, for cooling off and relaxing.
Dining: Fueling the Wanderer (and Maybe Overeating)
Let's be honest, the dining situation at most chain hotels is… what it is. La Quinta is usually decent, nothing fancy. Breakfast is served, and its one of those, “grab your food and go” kinda deals, and thankfully they offer the Breakfast [buffet]. It's what it usually is, average, safe food. Coffee/tea in the restaurant, is also a win!
Services and Conveniences: The Behind-the-Scenes Stuff
The concierge situation? Nonexistent, I'd imagine. You're on your own, which is often fine. The laundry service is a plus! They have a convenience store, which is great for grabbing a snack or some essentials. The 24-hour front desk is also a must, you never know when you need help.
The "Family" Factor – Is It Kid-Friendly?
I'm not a parent, so I haven't used the babysitting service, but the hotel seems family/child friendly, so I would take that with a grain of salt. They do have kids facilities!
Safety and Security – Because Peace of Mind Matters
Safety/security feature is present, and there is a security [24-hour] presence, so you feel generally safe.
And Now, the Anecdotes (Because Life's Too Short for Bland Reviews)
I have to tell you a quick story. So, I was there for a work event. I’m not a morning person, and I was late getting to the buffet. I arrive and it’s the usual scramble, people rushing around to grab their cereal. Honestly, I just wanted a coffee and to calm down. In that moment, a woman spills her coffee EVERYWHERE. Honestly, I burst out laughing, right there in the middle of everything. That's the kind of vibe this hotel has. It's not fancy, but it's real.
The Verdict: Is it Worth It? (The Honest Truth)
Look, La Quinta in Henderson isn't the Ritz. It's not going to blow your mind with luxury. But! It is a solid, clean, comfortable place to rest your head. If you’re looking for somewhere to hit the major Denver sights, and maybe crash, then it's a perfectly decent option.
My Messy, Honest, and Opinionated Recommendation
- Book here if: You’re on a budget, you need a clean place to crash, and you appreciate convenience over "wow" factor.
- Maybe look elsewhere if: You're seeking a spa experience or expecting a super-luxurious stay.
- Final verdict: 3.5 out of 5 stars. It gets the job done, and sometimes, that's all you need.
The "Unbeatable Deal" Pitch (Because You Came Here for a Deal, Right?)
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Escape to Paradise: Hotel Principado de Europa, Cabrales, Spain
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a raw, unfiltered, and probably slightly chaotic peek into my planned "vacation" – and by vacation, I mean "attempt to escape my life for a few days" - in the glorious, and let's be honest, slightly underwhelming, La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Henderson-Northeast Denver in Henderson, Colorado. Bless its heart.
The Grand Henderson Adventure: A Travel Itinerary (and My Existential Dread)
Day 1: Arrival and the Sweet Release of AC
- ~1:00 PM: Touch down at Denver International Airport. Okay, deep breaths. Airport security? Successfully navigated. Feeling slightly less like a crumpled paper bag. (Though the TSA agent did eye my suspiciously large travel-sized bottle of hand sanitizer.)
- ~2:00 PM: Rental car pick-up. Praying the car isn't some ancient, wheezing beast. Fingers crossed for working AC. Colorado heat is no joke, people. Driving in the sunshine felt so good.
- ~3:00 PM: Check into the La Quinta. Interior decor? Let's call it "Functional Beige." The carpet? Worn, but hey, it looks clean. Which is all I can ask for, I guess. First order of business: AC, baby! Praise be, the icy air is finally hitting my face. I could cry. I might cry. I'm definitely going to lie on the bed and do absolutely nothing for a solid hour. This is the kind of self-care I need.
- ~4:00 PM: Wander into the lobby to snag some coffee and contemplate the meaning of life while staring at a motivational poster that says "Dream Big." Yeah, right. Currently, my biggest dream is a nap.
- ~6:00 PM: Dinner at a nearby restaurant. I am not driving any further than absolutely necessary. Thinking some form of fried food is in order. Maybe a burger? Or… (long pause)… fries? The fries are calling to me. Let's be honest, it's the fries.
- ~8:00 PM: Back to the La Quinta. Watch some mind-numbing TV. Probably fall asleep with the TV on. Hope I don't drool. That's my life goal.
Day 2: Culture (Maybe), Caffeination, and Existential Crisis Round Two
- ~8:00 AM: Breakfast, yay! I'm not expecting gourmet, but at least I have a free breakfast. Gonna load up on those sad little waffles and stale muffins.
- ~9:00 AM: Planned: Visit the Denver Botanical Gardens. Reality: Woke up, groaned, and considered staying in bed indefinitely. The botanical gardens sound… pleasant. But also, very public. Contemplating whether my social anxiety can handle all those… plants.
- ~9:30 AM: Realized it’s too early to visit botanical gardens.
- ~10:00 AM: Caffeination. It’s the most important part of my day. Gotta find a decent coffee shop. Pray the baristas are not too "artsy." "Can I get a coffee?" should not result in a ten-minute lecture about the "perfect bean".
- ~11:00 AM: Found a coffee shop, the coffee was amazing.
- ~12:00 PM: Lunch! Another chance for fries! Or, maybe… tacos? The possibilities… are limited. But still, possibilities. Perhaps a dive into a really good taco place?
- ~1:00 PM: I DID IT! Went to the botanical gardens. It was surprisingly… nice. The rose garden smelled like a perfume bomb, and I managed to avoid any awkward plant-related conversations. The sheer variety of plants was mind-boggling. It was a bit… much. I kinda got lost within the gardens for a while. Very Alice in Wonderland moment, really. It all became very surreal. The flowers had a dizzying colour palate. I felt a sense of melancholy and introspection. I ended up finding a bench to sit on. It took me an hour to calm down. What a ride.
- ~3:00 PM: Feeling the need to retreat and regroup. Back to the La Quinta, to recharge. Maybe I didn't get lost. Maybe I just took some time to reconnect a little.
- ~4:00 PM: Decide to hit a bar. Why not? Beer. Maybe some pub trivia. Or, y'know, sit in a corner, drink beer, and… contemplate the meaning of life (again).
- ~6:00 PM: Back to the hotel room. Watch TV and sleep.
- ~8:00 PM: Bedtime!
- ~9:00 PM: Sleeping and drooling.
Day 3: The Farewell and the Grim Reality of Going Home
- ~8:00 AM: Repeat of Day 2, if I'm being honest. More waffles. More existential dread.
- ~9:00 AM: Check out of the La Quinta. Saying goodbye to the blessed AC with a pang of regret.
- ~10:00 AM: A last-ditch attempt at… something. A scenic drive? Maybe a quick hike? Or do I just book my flight home? It depends on if I can handle the thought of interacting with other humans just one more time.
- ~11:00 AM: Lunch. I'm officially obsessed with fries. I need them for sustenance.
- ~1:00 PM: Head back to DIA. Airport security. The ultimate test of patience.
- ~3:00 PM: Flight. Settle into my seat. Try not to think about all the laundry I'm going to have to do when I get home.
- ~6:00 PM: Back home! Yay! And also… ugh.
And that's the plan. It's not glamorous. It's not particularly exciting. It's probably full of imperfections and last minute change. But it's mine. And hey, maybe, just maybe, I'll come back a slightly less crumpled paper bag. It's a work in progress. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
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So, what's the *deal* with this "Getaway" at La Quinta in Henderson? Is it actually a getaway?
What's the hotel *really* like? Be honest.
Did you *actually* get a good deal? Spill the tea!
What about the *breakfast*? Is it worth braving the early-morning throng?
What's *near* the hotel? Can you even *do* anything in Henderson?
Okay, so is it *worth* it? Should I book this "getaway"?
Did you have any *weird* experiences? Spill the tea...again!
Any *tips* for surviving the La Quinta experience?
