Negril's Paradise Found: Travellers Beach Resort Awaits!
Negril's Paradise Found: Travellers Beach Resort Awaits! – My Honest (and a Little Crazy) Take!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Negril's Travellers Beach Resort. This isn't some sanitized travel blog fluff-piece, this is real – the good, the bad, and the slightly sandy. I'm talking honest-to-Bob, "I need another Red Stripe, mon!" honest.
First off, the name. "Paradise Found: Travellers Beach Resort Awaits!" – slick, right? It sets the bar high. Did it always live up to the hype? Hold that thought… We'll get there. 😉
Accessibility & Safety First (Because, You Know, We're Adulting Now)
Alright, let's get the boring (but important!) stuff out of the way. Accessibility: They say they have facilities for disabled guests, but I'll be honest, didn't see a ton of specifically tailored stuff. This is where some direct research is needed.
Cleanliness & Safety: Okay, much better. This is where they really shine, post-pandemic era. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization between stays, and all the hygiene certifications you can shake a stick at. They're taking it seriously, and that's a HUGE plus. Seeing the professional-grade sanitizing services in action? Peace of mind! They give you options with room sanitization opt-out available – which I personally appreciate, I like a bit of air in my room. They didn't scrimp on the hand sanitizer. Everywhere! And the staff trained in safety protocol – you could tell. They seemed genuinely concerned. Lots of CCTV in common areas and outside the property too. Safety is a major win.
The Rooms: Your Personal Negril Oasis (Hopefully)
Alright, the rooms. Let's be real, this is where it gets personal. I stayed in a room with air conditioning (thank the sweet heavens, it's Jamaica!), free Wi-Fi, a refrigerator (essential for Red Stripes, obviously), and a coffee/tea maker. Basic, solid, and…well, it got the job done.
My room had a high floor… the view wasn't mind-blowing, but hey, I'm not complaining. My room had blackout curtains (essential for sleeping off that extra cocktail), and a shower. (Also essential). The extra long bed was a godsend. I'm not one for small beds after a long day of lounging.
The bathroom phone – useless, but fun. The bathtub… I wish they'd done something about the water pressure. Now, I usually skipped the bathtub, because getting up that much water into the tub was a pain.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Beach, The Beach, The Glorious Beach!
Okay, now we're talking. Beach access is the reason you come to Negril, right? Travellers Beach Resort is, well, on the beach. And the beach? It's stunning. Car park [free of charge], so I did my best to avoid the hassle of driving. The sand is that impossibly soft, white stuff that makes you want to plop down and never leave. The water is crystal clear, turquoise perfection. The sun? Well, it's Jamaica, so the sun is always on.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Or, How to Properly "Do Nothing")
This is where Travellers really shines. They have a swimming pool [outdoor] – perfectly nice, but you'll spend most of your time at the beach. There's a Gym/fitness, I am not entirely convinced that I used it. But Hey! Good for them. Spa/sauna, steamroom? Yeah. The massage was pretty epic, actually. I'd seriously recommend that.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Fueling the Fun!
Food, glorious food! This is where your experience can REALLY vary. They have restaurants, a poolside bar (essential for a Jamaican vacation), and a snack bar.
The breakfast [buffet] was pretty standard. Asian/Western breakfast – a decent range. Coffee/tea in restaurant – good, strong stuff, you'll need it for those late nights! They have a Vegetarian restaurant. I believe they also have Desserts in restaurant.
They offer Room service [24-hour], which is a lifesaver when you're too sun-baked and lazy to move. And the Happy hour? Let's just say it's a very happy hour. Asian/International/Western cuisine in restaurant – the variety is there, and the quality is generally good. The salad was fresh and I tried a few kinds of Soup in restaurant.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Okay, a few shout-outs here. The concierge was super helpful with recommendations. The doorman - friendly. Daily housekeeping – the rooms were always shipshape. Laundry service – essential if you're like me and tend to spill drinks on your clothes. They also have a currency exchange to help out.
Business Facilities & Meetings (If You REALLY Must…):
They have business facilities if you absolutely have to check emails. Meeting/banquet facilities, etc. Honestly? If you're at Travellers, you should not be in meetings. Just my opinion.
For the Kids (If You're Brave Enough!):
They're family/child friendly. They offer a Babysitting service, Kids meal, and Kids facilities. So bring 'em along if you're brave!
Getting Around:
Airport transfer is available! Car park [on-site] which is handy. Taxi service. Although, everything is so close you may not need it.
The Quirks, The Imperfections & My Slightly Rambling Conclusion
Look, Travellers Beach Resort isn't perfect. Nothing is. I had a few moments of, "hmm, that could be better." But overall? I had an absolute blast.
The Anecdote: So one day, I was lounging on the beach, sipping a rum punch, when… ( *this isn’t for kids, I'm just saying… I may have had a little too much rum punch and got a wee bit *friendly* with a local. No regrets, mon!*)
The Imperfection I'm Okay With: the internet sometimes drops out. Fine, whatever. I’m on vacation. I'll just go stare at the ocean.
My Opinion: Travellers Beach Resort? Worth it. The beach, the vibe, the overall chilled-out atmosphere… pure Negril magic. If you're looking for a relaxed, safe, and fun Jamaican getaway… I say go for it.
The Hard Sell (Because I Like You):
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- Guaranteed Incredible Beach Access: Seriously, the beach is insane.
- Peace of Mind with Top-Tier Safety & Cleanliness: They take your well-being seriously. No worries!
- Deals, Deals, Deals: Keep an eye out for packages that include freebies like a massage.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Negril trip report, probably with a rum punch already spilling down my chin. Travellers Beach Resort, Jamaica, here we come! Or, here we were, more accurately, because… well, you'll see. This ain't your perfectly curated Instagram travelogue, folks. This is the real, sandy, sunscreen-stained deal.
Day 1: Arrival & Reggae Dreams (Kinda)
- 12:00 PM - Land in Montego Bay (MBJ): Oh. My. God. The humidity hits you like a warm, slightly aggressive hug. I’m instantly regretting that extra layer I thought I needed on the plane. Immigration? Painless! My brain? Already on island time. I'm pretty sure I’m smiling ear-to-ear even before I get to the baggage carousel.
- 1:30 PM - Shuttle to Travellers: Negotiating a cab from the airport is the wild west. Be warned, my friends. They smell a tourist a mile away. Finally, we wrangled a ride with… let's just call him "Ras Tumbleweed." He regaled us with very loud reggae and stories I could barely understand. Apparently, he's also a self-proclaimed Bob Marley psychic. Whatever. We're here.
- 3:00 PM - Check-In at Travellers: Honestly, Travellers is a bit… tired, but charmingly so. Like a slightly sun-faded photo. The staff are all smiles, though. Our room… well, let's just say the air conditioning works and that's a victory in my book. View? Ocean-adjacent, meaning, yes, you can see the ocean if you squint and lean out the window. Close enough.
- 4:00 PM - First Sunset - OH. MY. GOD. I stumbled onto the beach, armed with a Red Stripe and a desperate need to feel the sand between my toes. And then… the sunset. Crimson, gold, fiery perfection. I almost wept. Seriously. It was THAT GOOD. A total moment. Then, BAM, a rogue wave almost took out my flip-flops. Imperfection at it's finest.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Beach Bar: Seafood. I ordered something, I am not sure what, but the conch fritters were a gift from the gods. The jerk chicken… well, it was a little… spicy. My face was melting, but I persevered. Gotta embrace the local cuisine, right? The rum punch was more successful, I'm happy to report.
- 7:30 PM - Reggae Rhapsody (and Cat Nap): The resort had live music. It was… enthusiastic. I was already feeling the rum effects, and after about 30 minutes of reggae and dancing, I started yawning. I think I took a nap on a beach chair, but not sure because I had fallen asleep.
Day 2: Seven Mile Beach Bliss (with a Side of Sunburn)
- 8:00 AM - Wake Up (ish) and breakfast: The included breakfast buffet was decent; fruit was delicious, the coffee… not so much. But who cares? I had an ocean to stare at.
- 9:00 AM - Seven Mile Beach Pilgrimage: Okay, I've seen pictures, heard stories, but nothing prepares you for the sheer beauty of Seven Mile Beach. The sand is the color of vanilla ice cream, the water a turquoise dream. I think I yelled "WOW" about a hundred times. We settled on a beach chair, and I promptly got a bit too ambitious with the sun exposure. Rookie mistake.
- 11:00 AM - Water Activities: I decided to try snorkeling. Turns out, I'm not a natural. I swallowed half the ocean and mostly saw blurry fish. Still, the thrill of being in the water was fantastic until I bumped into a coral reef. Ouch!
- 1:00 PM - Beach Bar Lunch: More jerk chicken. This time, I knew what I was in for. I paced myself. Added a Red Stripe. Perfect bliss.
- 1:30 PM - Beach Bar Lunch: More jerk chicken. This time, I knew what I was in for. I paced myself. Added a Red Stripe. Perfect bliss.
- 3:00 PM - The Dreaded Sunburn: I'm now resembling a lobster. Lesson learned: reapply that sunscreen, you idiot. My shoulders are screaming. I'm pretty sure I’m going to peel like a banana. I need aloe vera, stat. Ugh.
- 4:00 PM - Reggae Massage: I booked a massage, hoping to erase the pain. The massage was… good. Very good. I think I nearly fell asleep in her hands, while listening to reggae.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at a restaurant: I found a restaurant. Ate some fish, feeling a little better.
Day 3: Cliffside Dreams & Rum Bar Shenanigans
- 9:00 AM - Negril Cliffs: I'm determined to venture beyond the beach, despite my sunburnt state. We headed to the cliffs. This is pure Negril magic. The waves crashing against the rocks, the turquoise water swirling. I watch the people jump into the water. It looked fun!
- 11:00 AM - Rick's Cafe: Oh, Rick's Cafe. The place is packed, loud, and touristy, but it’s a Negril institution, so I figured I had to experience it. The cliff diving is impressive, the atmosphere is festive, and the rum punches are lethal. I watched a guy get engaged, but my main emotion was, "Man, I hope I don't jump off that cliff after a few more drinks".
- 1:00 PM - Lunch with a View: I had lunch at a restaurant overlooking the cliffs. Jerk chicken again! This time I asked for little sauce.
- 2:00 PM - Lazy River Rum Bar: I found a bar right by the water, where I settled in for an afternoon rum session. The staff are friendly, the drinks are strong, and the vibes are immaculate.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the restaurant: I found another restaurant. Ate some fish and went home.
Day 4: Departure Sighs and Jamaican Memories (Hopefully Not All Sunburnt Ones)
- 8:00 AM - Final Breakfast: Trying to savor every last bite. The coffee still tastes like, well, not coffee, but the fruit is perfect.
- 9:00 AM - Morning Walk on Seven Mile Beach: One last stroll on the beach to collect sea shells. It’s still beautiful, even with the impending departure looming. I take one last dip in the ocean.
- 10:00 AM - Pack (Reluctantly): Time to pack. My suitcase smells faintly of sunscreen and regret (for not wearing more sunscreen, that is).
- 11:00 AM - Farewell Mango Juice and Transfer to Airport: I savor the last mango juice, soaking up the sun one last time. Ras Tumbleweed (different driver, sadly), and off to the airport.
- 3:00 PM - Back to Reality (MBJ Departure): Plane, people, and goodbyes. I can still feel the sand between my toes. Negril, you were crazy, wonderful, and slightly sunburnt. I'll be back.
Final Thoughts:
Negril is… well, it's Negril. It's messy, it's loud, it's beautiful, it's imperfect. It's the kind of place where you can lose track of time, get a little sunburned, and still feel like you're living your best life. Travellers Beach Resort is not perfect, but it has charm. I’ll always remember the sunsets, the jerk chicken, the reggae beat, and the feeling of pure, unadulterated joy. Until next time, Jamaica!
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Negril's Paradise Found: Travellers Beach Resort Awaits! (Or Does It?) - An FAQ (With Brutal Honesty)
Okay, so… is Travellers Beach Resort actually *paradise*? The marketing is kinda intense.
Alright, let's be real here. "Paradise" is a strong word. And honestly? My expectations were SKY HIGH because of all the "sun-kissed bliss" and "authentic Jamaican vibes" the websites were throwing around. Spoiler alert: it's not *quite* the Garden of Eden. But… it's pretty darn good. Think more “relaxed, good-time vacation spot” than pure, unadulterated bliss.
The beach? Yeah, that slaps. The sand is that perfect white Negril sand, and the water… turquoise perfection. I spent a solid four hours just floating there, letting the waves rock me, completely forgetting I had deadlines or emails or, you know, responsibilities. That's pretty paradisiacal in my book. But then... there was the early morning rooster. More on that little fella later...
What's the vibe like at Travellers? Is it a party place, or more chill? Asking for a friend… (it’s me, I'm the friend.)
Okay, "party place" is definitely NOT the vibe. Thank God. I'm too old for that nonsense these days. Travellers is… perfectly balanced, actually. During the day, it's super chill. Think families building sandcastles, couples strolling, and people like me, desperately clinging to a beach chair with a rum punch in hand. (That's another pro tip: Rum punch is essential.)
Evenings are a little livelier. They have a bar/restaurant that often has live music. It’s more chill than the big resorts, but definitely lively enough to meet people. I met this amazing couple from Minnesota there who were hilarious, and we ended up spending half the week hanging out. I still hear from those guys. They are already talking about returning next year!
But seriously, if you're looking for ear-splitting music until 4 am, head down the beach toward Rick's Cafe (which is a spectacle in itself). Travellers is the perfect spot for a relaxing getaway with a little bit of fun thrown in. Just be prepared for... well, the rooster.
Tell me about the rooms. Are they… clean? Decent? Or should I prepare for the worst?
Okay, here's where I get a little… opinionated. Let's be frank: the rooms aren't *luxury*. They're comfortable and clean. Think "functional and well-maintained" rather than "splurge-worthy suite." My room was spotless, thankfully, although the shower had a bit of a mind of its own with the water pressure. Sometimes it was a gentle trickle, sometimes it was Hurricane Negril. You never quite knew what you were going to get.
And here's a pro-tip (and a bit of a cautionary tale, really): Make sure your door locks properly! My first night, I thought I heard something scratching at the door. Probably just a gecko, I told myself. Turns out… it wasn’t a gecko. Luckily, nothing happened, but the thought of someone being able to just *walk* into my room freaked me out a little. The staff sorted it out immediately, but yeah – check your locks!
Speaking of the staff, are they friendly? Jamaica has such a reputation for hospitality...
Oh. My. Goodness. The staff. They really are the *best* part of the whole experience. Beyond friendly. Beyond helpful. They're genuinely warm. They’re the *reason* you’ll want to come back. They remembered my coffee order every day! That’s what I call service.
I had a minor issue with my internet (because, you know, gotta at least *pretend* to work sometimes), and they sorted it out immediately. Seriously, the service was exemplary. And it wasn't just "customer service" – it was genuine hospitality. They make you feel like you're part of a big, chaotic, wonderful Jamaican family.
The food... tell me about the food! Is it worth it? Should I pack my own snacks?
Okay, the food. It's good. Not "Michelin Star" good, but trust me, you won't be starving. There’s a decent little restaurant right on the property. The jerk chicken? Absolutely essential. I think I ate it every single day. And the fresh seafood? To die for.
The breakfast was decent. Nothing super exciting, but it got the job done. I mean, I’m not complaining about having fresh mangoes with my morning coffee, even if the coffee itself wasn't the BEST. But I'm a coffee snob, so take that with a grain of salt. The prices were reasonable, too, which is always a bonus.
Pro-tip: Venture off the resort for some meals! Walk down the beach and try some of the smaller, local places. That's where you'll find the *real* Jamaican food. You won’t regret it.
Okay, the rooster. You mentioned the rooster. Is it as bad as I'm imagining? Because I need my sleep.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Oh, yes. The rooster. Let me tell you about the rooster. He's an absolute *menace*. A feathered, crowing, early-morning alarm clock from HELL. He starts… early. Like, before the sun even *thinks* about rising.
And he doesn’t just crow once. Nope. He lets it rip. Repeatedly. For hours. First morning I was completely and utterly wrecked, I thought I was going to lose my mind. He’s not even *on* the property! He’s in the neighborhood, like, taunting us all.. I finally gave up trying to sleep and just went out and enjoyed the sunrise. At least THAT was beautiful.
Bring earplugs. Seriously. Or accept your fate and become a dawn person. There is literally no middle ground.
What's the best way to get around from Travellers Beach Resort?
Taxis are readily available. The staff will help you arrange rides if you ask. Just agree on a price beforehand, especially if you’re going further afield. Consider it an adventure, and embrace the friendly drivers.
But the *best* way? Walking the beach, honestly. Negril's Seven Mile Beach is stunning. You'll find plenty of restaurants, bars, and shops alongGlobetrotter Hotels
