Shelbyville's BEST Kept Secret: Econo Lodge Inn & Suites!
Shelbyville's BEST Kept Secret: Econo Lodge Inn & Suites - A Review That's Actually Real! (and Maybe a Little Messy)
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… well, let's call it the charm of Shelbyville's Econo Lodge Inn & Suites. Forget those perfectly-staged hotel reviews, because this one's gonna be real. And by real, I mean brutally honest, with maybe a sprinkle of "did I really just experience that?" thrown in for good measure.
First off, let's not pretend we're talking about a Four Seasons. We're talking Econo Lodge. Manage your expectations accordingly. But hey, sometimes you need a place to crash, and that's where Econo Lodge comes in. Is it the pinnacle of luxury? Absolutely not. Is it… surprisingly okay in a pinch? Potentially!
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
Okay, so accessibility is a big one. Wheelchair accessible is listed, and that's a solid start. But, and this is a big but, I'd recommend calling ahead and verifying. You know, just to be sure. The website says Facilities for disabled guests are available, so that's a hopeful sign. Let's hope they've actually got them. It's a crucial thing and any review would be incomplete if it didn't get the information right.
Cleanliness and Safety: Modern Worries, Answered (Mostly).
Now, with the current state of the world, cleanliness is paramount. And again, Econo Lodge gets points for acknowledging the situation. Things like Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Individually-wrapped food options, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items are all listed. This tells you they're trying. The Staff trained in safety protocol is the true selling point, in my opinion. What a relief! It's never a great feeling to be scared, and now, the stay feels more reassuring and even potentially normal. The Room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch, and for those (like me) who are a bit… particular, the Hot water linen and laundry washing is definitely appreciated. The Hygiene certification would be great if you can find it!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (or Just Surviving).
The restaurants, singular, is what we're initially dealing with. We do see Coffee/tea in restaurant, which at least gives us a reason to get out of bed. There's also a Snack bar, which is usually a lifesaver when you're running on fumes after a long drive. Breakfast [buffet] makes an appearance. And honestly, I'm going in with ZERO expectations on this. Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine, Western breakfast, Western cuisine, International cuisine, and Vegetarian restaurant are also listed. So, you have options, even if they're… interesting. Room service [24-hour] is a major win. Especially after a long day. The Poolside bar is a major draw if available. Now, do the Restaurants live up to their promise? The real question is… Will they keep you alive? I'll probably be fine.
Services and Conveniences: The Everyday Essentials (and Maybe a Few Surprises).
Okay, let's see… Daily housekeeping (thank the gods), Laundry service, and Dry cleaning (for the fancy folks). Car park [free of charge] is always a winner. Cash withdrawal is good to have. And the Convenience store is crucial for those late-night snack attacks. The presence of an Elevator is definitely needed. And Luggage storage is a welcome touch.
Things to Do in the Hotel: "Relaxing" or "Room-Bound"?
Now, this is where things get interesting. "Ways to relax"… uh oh. Let's see: a Fitness center, and a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I'm hoping the pool is decently clean, the fitness center I will not be going near. This will be a stay mostly in the room. The sauna, spa, and massages are just a pipe dream.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Maybe.
Babysitting service is listed, which is handy. Family/child friendly is another check. Kids meal. Okay, Econo Lodge, I see you.
Available in All Rooms: The Bare Necessities (and a Few More).
This is where the rubber meets the road: the actual room. You get Air conditioning, which is a must. Free Wi-Fi [free] is a godsend. The presence of Coffee/tea maker is a tiny victory. Refrigerator is essential. Smoke detector at least lets you know you're still alive. A TV is a must-have.
Internet: Because We Can't Live Without It.
Good news: there's Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and other Internet services are available. So, you're connected. Crucial.
MY EXPERIENCE (The Unvarnished Truth)
Okay, here's where it gets messy. I arrived late, exhausted. The check-in process? Perfectly serviceable. The front desk staff (I hope I got her name right, Karen!) was super friendly, even though I was a zombie.
My room… well, let's just say it had character. The decor? Think "early 2000s motel chic." The bed? Comfy enough, after a fashion. I did manage to find a couple spots of dust, but nothing that screamed "biohazard." The Wi-Fi was surprisingly decent. And the air conditioning? Oh, sweet, sweet air conditioning.
The next morning, I braved the "breakfast buffet." (A buffet is a very strong word. Let's call it "continental breakfast.") It was… well, functional. The coffee was hot, the bagels were (mostly) edible, and there was enough to get me going.
I really just wanted to relax. That's all I wanted. I ended up staying in the room. I opened the window.
The Verdict (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)
Look, Shelbyville's Econo Lodge Inn & Suites isn't going to win any awards for luxury. But, it's a place to rest your head in a pinch. The staff clearly tries to be friendly and the amenities aren't entirely useless. If you're looking for a clean, affordable place to crash, it'll get the job done.
The Deal (Because We All Love a Good Deal!)
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So there you have it. The brutally honest, slightly-rambly, and hopefully helpful review of Shelbyville's Econo Lodge Inn & Suites. Now go book it! You've got nothing to lose.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is the Econo Lodge Diaries: Shelbyville Edition. And trust me, it's going to be messier than that waffle maker after a weekend of hungry truckers.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread in the Land of Horses
14:00 - Arrival at Econo Lodge Inn & Suites Shelbyville, TN – Room 212 (the "Maybe We Won't Die" Suite): Okay, first impressions… well, it's an Econo Lodge. Let's just say the decor screams "budget comfort." The air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus, and the carpet? Let's just say it has seen things. Things I probably don't want to know about. The first thing I do? Check for bedbugs. Success! (So far.) After a long drive from Knoxville (the trip didn't go smoothly, I'm still stressed), I collapse on the bed. The lumpy, yet surprisingly comfy bed. I think it’s been a while. There's something about the generic motel room and its slightly musty smell that makes me feel like I'm suddenly starring in a low-budget crime drama. Time to unpack. Or, you know, throw all my stuff into the general vicinity of the closet and hope for the best.
15:00 - Shelbyville Orientation - (Attempted). I decide to bravely venture out into the wilds of Shelbyville. My mission: find food that isn't from a vending machine. I drive around, get a little lost (naturally), and end up circling a giant gas station for like 20 minutes. Seriously, the town is eerily quiet. Where is everyone? Are they all… horsing around? (I’m sorry, I had to.) I spot a Waffle House. Ah, salvation.
16:00 - Waffle House Redemption: Let's be honest, Waffle House is a universal constant. No matter where you are, it’s there, a beacon of greasy goodness. I order a waffle (duh), scrambled eggs (sort of sad looking), and hash browns "scattered, smothered, and covered." It’s the perfect metaphor for my life, honestly. While eating, I overhear a server yelling at a kid to stop taking too much ketchup. It felt strangely comforting.
17:00 - Horse Country… Sort Of.: I attempt a scenic drive, hoping to glimpse the legendary Tennessee Walking Horses. I see… cows. Lots and lots of cows. And fields. And more fields. It’s pretty, in a "yep, that's a field alright" sort of way. Did I see the horses? Not really. Did I give up? Yep.
18:00 - Back to the Room and the Dark Web of Streaming Services: Dinner from the vending machine (again, I know, shame on me). Then, a deep dive into the never-ending scroll of streaming services. I put on some cheesy movie. By the end, I'm curled up in a fetal position, wondering if I packed enough snacks. The answer is always no.
21:00 - Bedtime Prayers and the Symphony of the A/C: I turn off the lights. The A/C, bless its noisy heart, is still chugging away. I say a little prayer to the travel gods. For a good night's sleep, for no bedbugs, and for the strength to face another day in Shelbyville.
Day 2: The Great Coffee Quest and the Quest for Cultural Significance
07:00 - The Coffee Crisis and the Breakfast Buffet Debacle: Okay, so first thing, the "complimentary breakfast" at the Econo Lodge. I approach the buffet with cautious optimism. The coffee is… well, let's just say I could probably power a small car with the stuff. The muffins are of the pre-packaged, vaguely-cardboard variety. I bravely try a sausage patty. I think it may have been a year old. This calls for drastic measures. I decide to find REAL coffee. Immediately.
08:00 - The Caffeine Crusade: I scour the internet for a local coffee shop. I find… a Starbucks. Sigh. But the caffeine is needed. (The baristas are very nice, and I get my sweet coffee.)
09:00 - A Glimpse into Shelbyville History: I decide to visit the Bedford County Courthouse. The architecture is pretty! And actually, kind of impressive. The history? I’m not gonna lie, my attention span for historical facts is roughly the same as a goldfish. But hey, I saw it. Does that count? There was a lady doing a "self guided" tour. She didn't talk to anyone. I felt a shared silent experience with her.
10:00 - So. MANY. Horse Farms (An Actual Attempt): Today, I'm determined to see the horses. I take a scenic driving route and go past more fences than I thought existed. I finally spot some horses! (They're further away than I thought. They're also huge.) I sit for a moment. I'm happy to be here.
11:00 - Lunch at a Local Diner (Finally!): I find a little diner, The Family Diner. It's loud, slightly chaotic (in the best possible way), and the food is glorious. I get a burger that is bigger than my face and fries that are perfectly crispy. This is what I came here for!
12:00 - The Perfect Cupcake: I went to this nice bakery and got a cupcake. It was amazing! It was just… perfect. I wish I can go back in time and get two.
13:00 - Nap time: I felt exhausted from my travels. This is the best decision ever.
15:00 - Evening Stroll and Reflection: I take a walk by the motel. The sunset is pretty. I think to myself: "Did I see anything particularly memorable?" I think… I did.
18:00 - More Netflix.
Day 3: Farewell Shelbyville, You Odd Little Place
07:00 - The Breakfast of Champions (or, at least, Survivors): One last attempt at the Econo Lodge breakfast. I settle for the almost-edible cereal, and try to force down some yogurt.
08:00 - Final Prep and Checking Out: I pack my bags, double-check for bedbugs (still clear!), and prepare to say goodbye to my temporary home.
09:00 - Leaving the Land of the Horses (Maybe for Good): I'm on the road, heading out of Shelbyville. I have a strange sense of… fondness? It wasn't the fanciest trip, but it was real. And sometimes, messy, imperfect, and a little bit ridiculous, is exactly what you need. Maybe I’ll come back some day. Maybe.
Final Verdict: Shelbyville. It’s… something. And I’m glad I experienced it. Now, I need a vacation from my vacation.
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Shelbyville's *Best* Kept Secret (Maybe?): Econo Lodge Inn & Suites... Yeah, Seriously?
Okay, spill the tea. Why is Econo Lodge in Shelbyville "the best kept secret?" Is that, like, a joke?
Alright, hold your horses. "Best kept secret" might be stretching it a *tad*. Let's just say it's... underrated? Look, Shelbyville's not exactly Vegas. Your lodging choices are a bit... limited. And sometimes, after a long day of, you know, *whatever* you're doing in Shelbyville (horse farms? Antique shopping? Escaping reality?), the lure of a clean-ish bed and a free continental breakfast at an affordable price? Yeah, that starts to sound pretty darn good. The Econo Lodge *can* deliver on that, occasionally. It's less "secret society" and more "desperate for a decent night's sleep."
What's the *vibe* like? Is it... sketchy? Or just... functional?
"Sketchy" is a strong word. Let's go with "eclectic." The lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and old coffee. The check-in process is usually conducted by someone who seems to have seen things... I mean, they've *lived*. The decor is... well, it takes you back. Think faded floral patterns, slightly off-kilter taxidermy (okay, I *think* it was taxidermy – it was dark, I was tired, and it *looked* like a squirrel with anger management issues), and a general air of "been here a while." But hey, the staff are usually pretty friendly, in a seen-it-all sort of way. They know the drill. They've seen you arrive, they've seen you leave. They've seen it all.
Let's talk rooms. Are they clean? Honestly.
Okay, here's where the honesty part kicks in. "Clean" is relative. I've had rooms that were sparkling! (Okay, maybe not *sparkling*, but certainly acceptable.) I've also had rooms where I questioned the very fabric of reality. The carpet? Questionable. The bathroom? Let's just say I brought my own Clorox wipes. My advice? Pack them. Seriously. Don't go full germaphobe, but... be prepared. Inspect the sheets. If the bedspread looks like it might have hosted a particularly rowdy game of Twister, ask for a new one. They're usually accommodating. And don't forget to check under the bed. You never know what treasures you might find... like a lost sock from 1997. I'm kidding. Mostly.
The breakfast... the legendary *free* breakfast. Dish the dirt.
Ah, the breakfast. The *promise* of breakfast. Let's just say, it's... generous in quantity, less so in quality. Expect: pre-packaged pastries that may or may not predate the invention of the internet; questionable-looking coffee that tastes like it's been brewed since the dawn of time; and cereal that has seen better days. Cereal that, honestly, you wouldn't feed your worst enemy. But! There's usually a waffle maker! And waffles, no matter how sad and lonely, are still waffles. So, waffles are the key. Just... don't expect gourmet. Accept mediocrity, load up on carbs, and embrace the experience. It's part of the charm? Sort of? Don't judge me, I was hungry. I had the waffles.
Any specific room recommendations or warnings?
Okay, here's a story. *This* is the real deal. During my last stay - which was a *blessing* in disguise, because I needed to be *anywhere* other than where I was - I asked for a room away from the… whatever the hell that industrial thing was buzzing all the time. I think it was a generator. I was given Room 212. Now. Room 212. Let me tell you about Room 212. It was on the back - which was good, away from the road. Except the back faced… let's call it a "scenic arrangement of dumpsters." Yep. You heard that right. Dumpsters. With flies. In the humidity. Early in the morning. I woke up to the sound of trash trucks. And I'm not kidding. I called the front desk at 6:30 AM and demanded to be moved, I didn't even ask, I *demanded*. They moved and I paid for the upgraded room - which wasn't much, but I needed it. So, ask for a room away from the… the "scenic arrangement." And pack earplugs. Or just embrace the chaos. Embrace Shelbyville. Embrace life's imperfections, and pray you’ve had your tetanus shot.
Is there a pool? Because I'm picturing a swamp.
There *is* a pool! And to be fair, it's usually clean-ish. Better than some motel pools I've seen, for sure! The chlorine usually does its job. It's a rectangle of blue, surrounded by plastic chairs. The last time it looked to be in good shape, I think the guy in charge of the pool was a nice enough dude, had an infectious laugh. So there's that. Don't expect a resort-style experience, but it's a welcome splash on a hot day. And the kids seem to enjoy it, as did the other, slightly older, guests. Just... inspect the bottom before you jump in. You know, just in case. But yes, there is a pool... (sighs) and I am remembering the nice pool guy, which makes me smile a little bit. Maybe there's something to Econo Lodge, after all.
What's good about the location?
Well, Shelbyville isn't exactly a sprawling metropolis, so "location" is… manageable. It's easy to get to the main drag. You can get *somewhere* from the Econo Lodge. Close to restaurants, okay. Close to the horse farms, yes (depending on the farm). Close to... the things you came to Shelbyville to do. That's the benefit. It’s not exactly a hopping scene at night, but you can easily drive anywhere in about 10 minutes and get to other great destinations.
So, overall... should I stay at the Econo Lodge?
Look, it's a gamble. If you're expecting luxury, you're in the wrong place. If you're easily triggered by questionable cleanliness, maybe spring for the slightly more expensive option. But if you're on a budget, or just looking for a functional place to crash for a night, and you're willing to overlook a few… *quirks*… then yeah. It works. Just pack wipes, earplugs, and low expectations. And maybe a sense of humor. Because, honestly, the Econo Lodge in Shelbyville is a story. Even if itStarlight Inns
