Carlton Guldsmeden: Copenhagen's Chicest Hotel Escape? (You HAVE to See This!)
Carlton Guldsmeden: Copenhagen's Chicest Hotel Escape? (You HAVE to See This!) - A Rambling, Honest Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a FULL-ON, no-holds-barred review of the Carlton Guldsmeden hotel in Copenhagen. "Chicest Escape?" Well, let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we? This isn't your polished, PR-approved hotel guide. This is the REAL DEAL.
First Impressions & Accessibility - Oh, the Joy of Getting In (or Not):
Right, so, picture this: cobblestone streets, a slight drizzle (because, you know, Copenhagen), and me, wrestling with my suitcase. Generally, I'm fairly able-bodied but good accessibility is something I always look for when I travel – for the future, you know? This is very important with an aging population. So, the first hurdle? Getting IN. I'm looking at the hotel's website and they have "Facilities for disabled guests", which gets me excited. Excellent. But the approach wasn't exactly smooth for those with serious mobility issues. There were some steps involved. A bit of a sigh there. But once you’re through the initial entry point, it does open up – an elevator is key. The front desk, thankfully, seems to be super accommodating, helpful with any specific needs – that’s a real plus! And, well, the elevator is there, a lifesaver for all. The front desk is open 24 hours thanks to the Front desk [24-hour].
SEO & Accessibility Wins: Wheelchair accessible areas exist, and they need to be highlighted more clearly on the website. Elevator. Facilities for disabled guests - check and confirm those. Accessibility is key, so I'll keep noting it through the rest of the review.
Internet & Staying Connected - Gotta Have That Wi-Fi, Honey!
Alright, essential travel need: Wi-Fi. You need it. I NEED it. Good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yessssss. And it's actually pretty good. Smooth, reliable, which is fantastic when you're trying to upload a million photos to Instagram (guilty!). They also have Internet access – LAN in the rooms, which is a rare find these days, so bonus points there for the tech-savvy. And across the board a good score of Internet access, Internet services, and Wi-Fi in public areas. Basically, you're covered. No complaints here.
Room & Amenities - The Little Details, the Big Impact:
My room! Oh, my room. My first reaction was… organic. Everything is super eco-friendly, lots of natural materials. "Green" is the vibe. And it works. There’s a real feeling of calm – perfect after a day of sightseeing. The bed? Comfortable. (Important!) The Extra long bed was a godsend, let me tell you. I appreciate the Air conditioning, because, yes, even in Denmark, it can get warm. The Blackout curtains are essential. Trust me on this. The Coffee/tea maker is a MUST. Complimentary tea - a lovely touch. They include Free bottled water, a HUGE plus! Bathrobes and Slippers are also supplied - very welcome. You know, you are on vacation. I noticed the Reading light and that the Socket near the bed was well placed, which seems like a minor thing but is actually genius. My room’s a total win. The Non-smoking aspect also applies here in the rooms.
SEO & Amenities: Non-smoking rooms, Air conditioning, Coffee/tea maker, Free bottled water, Bathrobes, Slippers, Reading light, Socket near the bed – key terms for room searches!
Cleanliness & Safety - Feeling Safe & Sound (and Sanitized!)
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room (especially after, you know… gestures vaguely at the world). Cleanliness. Safety. They've got this nailed. I’m very impressed. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. The staff clearly understands the importance of Daily disinfection in common areas and follow Professional-grade sanitizing services. I spotted the Anti-viral cleaning products being used. They have Staff trained in safety protocol. The rooms are carefully cleaned with Rooms sanitized between stays. The hotel has CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. There's even a First aid kit. I seriously felt safe. The security is Security [24-hour]. They certainly take these matters seriously and it shows.
SEO & Safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, Security, Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, and CCTV. Very important words for the current climate.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - Fueling the Adventure (and Maybe a Hangover)
Let's be honest, the food is kiiiind of a big deal. The Guldsmeden has a restaurant on site. Restaurants with Happy hour and a Bar. They offer Breakfast [buffet], so you can stuff your face before hitting the city. The Breakfast takeaway service is nice if you're in a rush. It's a decent spread, with some Western breakfast options, plus a bit of Asian breakfast. And, you know, the usual coffee/tea situation. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Essential. In terms of other meals, you can order A la carte in restaurant, and there is Poolside bar. They have Snack bar and Desserts in restaurant. I was very happy about a little late-night snack at the bar. I noticed Alternative meal arrangement is offered. They also cater to dietary needs like a Vegetarian restaurant. Bottle of water is always provided.
SEO & Dining: Restaurants, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast takeaway service, Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, A la carte in restaurant, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Vegetarian restaurant – these are your key search terms.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Spa Day Anyone?
Alright, relaxation! The hotel (according to the website) does have a Spa and a Sauna. I wish I’d had more time to check the Pool with view out - but never got there! There is a Fitness center, and they have a Pool with view (I unfortunately didn’t get to use, but it looked lovely). They also offer Massage, Body scrub, and Body wrap. So, basically, some chill time is highly recommended.
SEO & Relaxation: Spa, Sauna, Fitness center, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Pool with view - perfect if people are searching for relaxing experiences whilst travelling.
Services & Conveniences - Making Life Easier:
Okay, let's talk about the stuff that makes everything easier. They do Daily housekeeping, which is always appreciated. They have Concierge service. Luggage storage. Cash withdrawal options with Cash withdrawal, and Currency exchange, all handy features. Laundry service and Dry cleaning for when you've finally overloaded that suitcase. The Elevator is again, helpful.
SEO & Services: Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Luggage storage, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Elevator, are all important search terms.
For the Kids – Family Friendly?
I didn't travel with kids, but the vibe seems pretty family-friendly. They've definitely got Family/child friendly elements and have Kids facilities.
SEO & Family: Family/child friendly, Kids facilities.
Overall Verdict - Worth the Hype?
Yes. Mostly. I'm a tough marker, and I've found a flaw or two – the approach access area could be improved. But overall? Beautiful rooms, a fantastic vibe, great service, excellent location, a strong focus on sustainability, and a REAL commitment to hygiene and safety? Yes, Carlton Guldsmeden is a winner. It's Copenhagen chic, but with a heart.
My Final Recommendation: Book it. Especially if you're looking for an eco-conscious escape. You won't regret it. Just maybe email them in advance if you have specific accessibility concerns, and confirm details.
SEO Summary for Carlton Guldsmeden:
This hotel excels in keywords like accessibility, free Wi-Fi, safety, cleanliness, eco-friendly, spa, breakfast, non-smoking rooms, and location (Copenhagen). Be sure
Oak Ridge Escape: Days Inn's Unbeatable Knoxville Getaway!Alright, buckle up, buttercups! My Carlton Guldsmeden Copenhagen itinerary? Prepare yourselves, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-edited travel blog. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly-hungover version. Let’s do this…
Day 1: Arrival, Architecture, and Anxiety (Oh, and Breakfast…duh!)
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Arrive, Breathe, and the Breakfast Buffet Battle. Okay, so I stumbled out of the airport, completely discombobulated from the transatlantic flight, and found myself blinking at the surprisingly chic entrance to the Carlton Guldsmeden. First thought? "Wow, this place looks like a fancy treehouse." Second thought? "Where’s my coffee?" The buffet was a glorious, chaotic mess. You know, the usual battle for the perfect croissant – which I totally won, by the way. But then I ended up spilling my juice all over my nice white shirt. First stain of the trip. Classic.
9:00 AM - 12:00 AM: Canal Cruise Confusion. Right I was thinking, “Let's see the canals. It's what everyone recommends.” The boat itself was lovely, a charming little vessel. The audio guide, on the other hand? Muffled. I swear, half the time I thought I was listening to a seagull gargle. I saw beautiful buildings that were like, "Oh yeah, that's the… building." Then, the sheer amount of swans. I swear, there must have been a swan convention going on. I spent the better half of the afternoon just staring at these giant, majestic birds, thinking about their complex lives. It was weirdly meditative, I gotta say.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch and existential dread. Found a charming little cafe by the water. Smoked salmon on rye. Perfect, you know? Perfect. Except… I started thinking about the transient nature of life. Why are we all even here? What’s the point of it all? (I blame jet lag). The coffee was strong, though, and it pulled me out of it eventually.
2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Tivoli Gardens Triumph (and Tantrums). Okay, Tivoli Gardens. It's stunning, I'll tell you that. The lights, the atmosphere, everything. I decided to go on one of those spinning contraptions. Big mistake. One minute I was laughing, the next, I was screaming, "Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!" I ended up with a throbbing headache and a slightly bruised ego. But hey, the ice cream afterwards was worth it. Though, I had a minor incident with a pigeon. Let's just say, I lost a battle.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Hotel Relaxation, and a Quiet Panic. Back at the hotel. The bed is calling, the shower is beckoning, but a small sense of panic sets in. "Have I booked enough activities? Is my photography any good? What if I get homesick?" Deep breaths. Time for a nap.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner Delights (and a Disastrous Attempt at Danish). Found a hyggelig little restaurant. The food was seriously delicious. I tried to order in Danish. It ended with me accidentally ordering a plate of something I couldn’t even identify. The waitress, bless her heart, just patted my arm and said, "You'll learn." (I didn't.) But the atmosphere was perfect.
9:00 PM onwards: Hotel Snoozing . Slept like a log, or maybe a small, fluffy swan.
Day 2: The Little Mermaid, Art, and A Serious Case of Copenhagen Envy
9:00 AM: Breakfast (Again!) and Regrets. The breakfast buffet beckoned again. I went for the bacon. Regrets. I hate bacon.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Little Mermaid Mishap. Alright, the Little Mermaid. It’s… small. Really small. And surrounded by a crowd of a jillion tourists. Okay, it's a must-see, but I spent a good 20 minutes just trying to get a picture without a sea of selfie sticks in the frame. Took a few selfies myself, though. Don’t judge. It’s iconic!
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Art Attack at the Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. Okay, this place? Amazing. The art, the architecture, the inner courtyards. I could have stayed all day. I had to drag myself away. The sculpture garden? The most beautiful thing I've ever seen. If I could live anywhere it would be there.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Wandering and Wondering. Wandered through the streets, getting lost, which I'm brilliant at. I started imagining what it'd be like to live here, in the colourful, happy streets. Copenhagen envy is a real thing, people. A brutal thing.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Shopping…with a Headache. Tried to do some souvenir shopping. Found out that everything is expensive. EVERYTHING. Ended up with a postcard, a fridge magnet and a headache. My bank account is weeping.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Most Amazing Coffee Ever (But the Price!) Found an amazing little coffee shop, with the best espresso. And the vibe? Unbeatable. I actually felt myself starting to, dare I say it, fall in love with the city. The coffee cost me my first born, so I’m a little bitter…
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner and a Lesson in Acceptance. Ate dinner at a place recommended by the hotel staff. I didn't realise it was so fancy. The food was wonderful, even if I felt distinctly underdressed. Learned to embrace the occasional awkwardness.
7:00 PM - Whenever: Relaxing and Reflection. Back at the hotel. I’m tired. The next day I'm off to go to another city for another day - I think I'll take it easy and relax. Actually, I'll probably plan my next trip.
Carlton Guldsmeden: Copenhagen's Chicest Hotel Escape? (YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! ...Mostly!)
Okay, Okay, So... What *IS* Carlton Guldsmeden, REALLY? Besides "Chic," Obvi.
Is it *Actually* Worth the Hype (and the Price Tag)? My Wallet is Currently Weeping.
The Breakfast Buffet: Savior or Sinner? (Or Just Really, Really Good?)
What's the Vibe? Is it All Super-Trendy Types and Instagram Models? (I'm a Sweatpants Person, FYI).
Okay, Let's Talk Rooms. What's the Deal? (Specifically, Can I Squeeze My Two Suitcases In?)
The Location: Is It Actually Convenient? (Or Am I Going to Be Ubering Everywhere?)
Are There *Any* Downsides? (Besides My Suitcase's Existential Crisis.)
Would You Recommend It, Even With The Above? Be Honest!
