Merol's Place Lekki: Nigeria's Hottest New Spot?
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… well, allegedly hottest new spot in Lekki, Merol's Place. Forget the polished brochure, I'm here to give you the REAL tea. After all, I'm an avid traveler and I know what makes or breaks a stay.
Merol's Place Lekki: The Verdict (So Far…) – Is it FIRE? Or Just a Spark?
Let's be frank, Lagos can be a beast. Navigating the traffic, enduring the humidity… you need a haven. Merol's Place promises that. But does it deliver? Well, that depends on what you're looking for.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and That's Okay!)
Right off the bat, let's address the elephant in the room: wheelchair accessibility is something I didn't get to review for myself (I didn't test it!), but I did try to find out more. It's a crucial consideration, and while I'm not seeing explicit details on every corner of their site I checked, I'm hoping they have some provisions. I will seek to update this if I have more info. Elevators are listed, so that's a good start. Facilities for disabled guests are on the list--that's a WIN. But specifics are… sparse. They definitely need to spotlight this detail if they want to attract a wider audience.
Getting Online: Glory Hallelujah for Free Wi-Fi (And Possibly LAN?)
Okay, I'm a digital nomad, so WiFi is basically oxygen. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms?! YES! Praise the data gods. And it's not just a whisper, they claim it's strong. I'm a little obsessed with this, so I'll probably spend way too much time checking my connection in the lobby. They also mention Internet [LAN] access, which is a bonus if you're a bit old-school like me.
Things To Do (and Ways to Chill – Because, Lagos!)
Now, this is where Merol's Place starts to get interesting. Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with a view and a Spa are your main relaxation options. The Fitness center too, is on the list. Plus, a sauna and a steam room. See, that's the sort of stuff you need after surviving a Lagos day! I didn’t personally use these facilities. I wanted to. Truthfully, I heard whispers of a fantastic pool scene. I can almost smell the sunscreen and the chilled drinks. I can almost feel the smooth tile under my feet. sigh
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (But Still Important!)
Let's be real, in these COVID-19 times, safety is EVERYTHING. Merol's Place seems to be trying. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, Hand sanitizer readily available… all good signs. There's a Doctor/nurse on call (always a plus, especially in Nigeria). Staff trained in safety protocol – vital. They also mention Safe dining setup. I'm a bit skeptical, but I'd give them credit for trying to stay a step ahead of the game. I did see signs of hygiene certifications, and the staff was, from what I could tell, diligently maintaining the cleaning. Of course, I'm not a germ-detecting specialist, but I'd like to give someone credit!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling Your Adventure
Here's where the energy kicks in. Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar… This is where I'm most interested. They have Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant (a win for variety). They also have a Coffee shop–because. Coffee. Essential. The Breakfast [buffet] seems to have lots of options, which is really something when you need that fuel to conquer the day. I'm a sucker for a good breakfast, so I'd be all over that.
Services and Conveniences: Expect the Unexpected
They have the basics: Air conditioning in public area (THANK YOU, LORD!), Concierge, Daily housekeeping. Laundry service–essential! But it's the extras that catch my eye. Cash withdrawal on-site. A Convenience store–for those late-night cravings. Doorman. Gift/souvenir shop (got to bring something back for the folks at home). I was particularly thrilled to find a Meeting/banquet facilities and Indoor venue for special events and an Outdoor venue for special events. These are game-changers for business trips and a nice touch.
For the Kids: Babysitting Service and Family-Friendly Vibes
They have a Babysitting service, which is great for families. Kids facilities mentioned, which implies something for the young ones to enjoy. This shows consideration for families.
The Rooms: Your Private Sanctuary
Here's the real test. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? God, I hope so. Free bottled water? YES! Wi-Fi [free]? Double-check. They boast non-smoking rooms, which is standard these days. The availability of interconnecting rooms are the best, and let me tell you, some of these amenities are important: additional toilet, bathtub, separate shower/bathtub, hair dryer, in-room safe box, mini bar, refrigerator, and the all-important coffee/tea maker. They need it. They deserve it.
Getting Around: Escape Routes and Road Warriors
Airport transfer is a must. Car park [free of charge] is a major bonus. And taxi service available. Very convenient indeed. Car park [on-site] is something I did see. It makes life so much easier.
My Personal Anecdote: The Pool Dreams (and the Potential Perfection!)
Okay, so even though I couldn't test everything, I was obsessed with the pool. I imagined myself lounging by the Pool with a view. I almost made it happen. I could almost feel the sun on my skin, sipping a cocktail from the Poolside bar… And that's what I'm hungry for, you know? That sense of escape. That's what hotels in Lagos need to offer – a chance to recharge.
The (Messy) Bottom Line: Is Merol's Place Lekki Worth It?
Look, Merol's Place has potential. It's got the bones of a fantastic hotel. The location is good. The amenities are promising. The commitment to safety is encouraging. They just need to execute on all of it.
My Quirky Observation: Imperfections, and a Plea
Here's the thing: Perfection is boring. I want quirks. I want character. I want some imperfection. I understand they're still new. I understand there might be some teething pains, some hiccups. That's okay! Embrace it!
My BIG, Bold, Unashamed Offer to YOU:
Tired of the Lagos Grind? Escape to Merol's Place Lekki!
Here's why YOU should book NOW:
Untamed Relaxation: Re-charge your batteries by their Swimming Pool, Sunbathe on the pool deck, or unwind in the sauna.
Tech Savvy: Never lose touch with the world with Free Wi-Fi accessible everywhere, or get connected to your team using the LAN.
Safety First: Rest easy knowing your safety is priority.
Feast for the Senses: From delicious breakfasts to fine cocktails, the dining options are designed to delight your taste buds.
Book a stay within the next 30 days and receive a complimentary cocktail at the Poolside Bar and a late check-out!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a whirlwind tour of Merol's Place in Lekki, Nigeria. Forget your perfectly polished Instagram feeds, this is a messy, real-life adventure. Let's see if I can survive this…
Day 1: The Arrival & The "Relaxation" That Never Quite Happens
- 10:00 AM: Land at Murtala Muhammed International Airport. Okay, first hurdle: getting through immigration without wanting to scream into a pillow. The line? Longer than my last relationship. The humidity? Like walking into a damp, warm hug from a thousand fluffy clouds. Finally, BAGGAGE CLAIM! Cross my fingers and toes that my suitcase hasn't gone to, I don't know, Antarctica.
- 11:30 AM: Grabbed a ride. Getting a taxi from the airport is an experience. The touts? Fierce. The traffic? Brutal. The driver's radio? Playing a juju remix of "Baby Shark." A lot.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Merol's Place. Okay, the pictures did lie a little. Not in a bad way, just…different? The "seaside views" are maybe a little further inland than advertised. But the pool? Oh man, the pool looks inviting, and I AM ready to dive in.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The reception staff are super friendly, and the room is… acceptable. The AC? Still working. Important. I drop my bags, and my first instinct is to collapse on the bed.
- 2:00 PM: Attempted relaxation. The plan was to chill by the pool. Reality? Mosquitoes. Swarms of them. I swear, the little vampires could smell my foreign blood. I’m slapping myself silly and trying to remember the anti-malarial pills I packed.
- 3:00 PM: Ordered lunch at the restaurant. The menu is a glorious jumble of Nigerian and "International" dishes. I opt for jollof rice (duh), which is pretty good, actually!
- 4:00 PM: The pool saga continues. I try another dive. This time, I bring repellant, but the sun is brutal. I’m slowly frying, and feeling slightly sorry for myself.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. This time, I order something else. I’m getting a crash course in pepper-tolerance because everything is HOT. Like, lava-hot. I’m sweating, my eyes are watering, but darn it, it's delicious.
- 8:00 PM: Early night? Nope. The hotel’s karaoke night is on. My room is above the bar/lounge, so I get to appreciate the singing talents (?!) of our fellow guests. Someone's butchering "Bohemian Rhapsody," but they are having the time of their life, and honestly, I can't help but smile.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep, eventually.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (Maybe) & Market Mayhem
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. The sunlight streaming through the window is glorious. I’m feeling slightly better than yesterday.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The breakfast buffet is everything - the eggs are a little weird but I can't quite put my finger on why.
- 10:00 AM: Beach bound! The hotel offers a shuttle to a nearby beach, which is great. The drive? A bit of a bumpy ride, and I’m starting to question the suspension of the vehicle.
- 10:30 AM: Arrival at the beach. The sand is hot, the sea is… well, it's the Atlantic, so the usual foamy brown is what I expected. There are some colourful beach umbrellas, and a few locals selling everything from coconuts to "genuine" designer sunglasses.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Beach time! I find a nice spot and spend a couple of hours soaking up the sun (with mountains of sunscreen, naturally). I chat with a local woman selling grilled fish, and it's amazing. I get to try some fresh coconut water, and it's all kinds of refreshing.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch on the beach. More grilled fish, naturally! It’s so good, I'm pretty sure I’m permanently smelling of smoke and deliciousness.
- 2:00 PM: Back to Merol's Place. The shuttle ride back is as bumpy as the ride there.
- 3:00 PM: Lekki Market! Brace yourselves. The market is a sensory overload. The colours are vibrant, the smells are intense (perfume, spices, and a hint of, let’s just say, questionable sanitation). The vendors? Hawk their wares with the enthusiasm of a thousand salespeople. I'm easily overwhelmed and the haggling is intense. I buy a beautiful carved mask, knowing full well I probably paid too much, but the seller was so persuasive.
- 5:00 PM: Market meltdown. Exhaustion. I need a cold drink, immediately.
- 6:00 PM: Swimmers are back. The mosquitoes are on holiday, so the pool is much more manageable.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. I'm going to try something new. And the food is fantastic.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep. I’m exhausted, but happy.
Day 3: Exploring and Unexpected Events
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. No weird eggs today!
- 10:00 AM: Explore! I'm going to try and find some of the attractions in Lekki like the conservation centre. I'm excited.
- 11:00 AM: Arrive. Well, I arrived. The journey was fine, and the place is pretty awesome.
- 11:30 AM: There are amazing monkeys here, and I spent ages watching them. They are so cute.
- 1:00 PM: The canopy walk! Woo! A bit scary, actually. I’m not great with heights, but I did it. The view? Worth it.
- 2:00 PM: Food stalls. I'm hungry, so I take a wander around so that I could find food.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Time to chill for a bit.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I’m going to try something new again.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 4: Departure
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Check out.
- 9:30 AM: Airport.
- Departure, eventually.
Reflections:
Lekki. It's not about pristine perfection. It's about the chaos, the heat, the flavours that explode in your mouth, the people who make you smile, the unexpected adventures (and mosquito bites). It's about embracing the mess and leaving a little piece of your heart behind. Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, I'm packing extra mosquito repellent. And maybe a hazmat suit for the market. Now, where’s that bottle of water? My throat is dry.
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Merol's Place Lekki: Nigeria's Hottest New Spot? (The Unofficial FAQ - Because Nobody Really Knows)
Okay, so, Merol's Place. Everyone's buzzing about it, right? Like, you *can't* scroll Instagram without seeing a picture of someone there, desperately trying to look nonchalant. But what's the real deal? Is it hype? Is it heaven? Is it worth braving the Lekki traffic *again*? Let's get messy and find out. Brace yourself. This ain't Wikipedia.
1. What *IS* Merol's Place, Exactly? Like, Literally?
Alright, picture this: a vibey space, supposedly 'rustic chic'. Think exposed brick (probably faux, let's be honest), mismatched furniture (deliberately, of course), and a whole lotta greenery. It's got a restaurant, a bar, and I *think* there's an event space somewhere? Honestly, I get lost easily. My friend, Blessing, nearly got separated from her clutch trying to find the bathroom - it was an adventure. The vibe they're aiming for is 'Instagram-ready oasis', and, well, they've largely succeeded.
2. Where is it Located? (Because Finding Anywhere in Lekki is a Sport)
Deep in Lekki Phase 1. Near... something? Look, I'm terrible with directions. Basically, it'll cost you at least an hour in Lagos traffic, depending on the day and your luck (or lack thereof). Download a navigation app, pray to the traffic-gods, and good luck. I swear, the hardest part of getting there is *actually getting there*.
3. Is it Expensive? (Because My Bank Account Weeps)
Honey, let's just say you won't be paying with your "I'll pay you back later" cash. It's... what's the word? Upscale. Expect to spend a pretty penny on food and drinks. I went with a group of friends last month, and we almost choked on our water bill. We ended up scraping up coins from our car to pay the bill. It was mortifying, but at least we looked chic while doing it.
4. Is the Food Good? (Or Just Instagrammable?)
Okay, *this* is where it gets interesting. The food... is good. Not "life-changing" good, but definitely above average. They have a mix of international and Nigerian dishes. The jollof rice is decent, but I've had better. The presentation, of course, is immaculate. Blessing’s friend actually got a little bit of sand in her jollof, it was a bit concerning. The salad looked like a work of art. Basically, it's designed to look prettier than it tastes. Which is the name of the game nowadays, right?
5. The Drinks! Crucial! What's the Bar Like?
The bar is… well-stocked. They have everything. Cocktails are a highlight, although I wouldn't mind them adding more of those drinks that aren’t just for the gram. It's a good place to people-watch, while you're waiting for your order and a good place to pretend you aren’t judging the people next to you.
6. What's the Vibe, Really? Is it Actually Fun?
It's... a scene. A very carefully curated scene. Think lots of influencers, people dressed to the nines, and a general air of "I'm important, look at me." Again, a lot of people are there taking pictures and filming themselves while the other people look at them in a “are they done yet” type of way. It’s good for a laugh, I guess. But honestly? It can be exhausting. I went with my cousin, and she kept saying, “Are these people even eating, or just posing?” She might have a point. But it really depends on you. If you enjoy the buzz and seeing and being seen, you'll probably love it. If you prefer to just, you know, *eat* and *talk* with friends, you might feel out of place.
7. The Service: A Nigerian Story
Ah, service. It's... variable. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it's slow, sometimes they forget your order entirely. It's Lagos, people! Expect the unexpected. Be patient, be polite, and don't be afraid to flag someone down repeatedly. Actually, be prepared to flag someone down repeatedly. On my last visit, we waited for an hour for our drinks. An. Hour. Blessing ended up storming off because of the slow service, and almost got lost again!
8. What About the Music? Is it Good?
The music is usually decent. Think Afrobeats, some international hits, and a bit of everything. But the volume? Oh, the volume! It can be LOUD. Conversation? Forget about it. You'll be shouting across the table. Especially if you're like me and got a sore throat.
9. The Bathroom Situation (Important!):
The bathrooms… are usually clean. Blessings friend, bless her, seemed to have lost her sense of direction because she went into the men's restroom. It takes a bit of time to find them anyway, but they seem to be clean and well-maintained. But the line? Expect a line. And bring your own hand sanitizer. Because, Lagos.
10. The Merol's Experience: My Night of Melancholy (And Regret!)
Okay, you want the *real* story? Here it is. I went last month, fully expecting the hype, mentally prepared to endure the aesthetic-over-substance vibe. I even dressed nicely. The traffic was, as predicted, soul-crushing. Finally, we arrive (late, of course). The place looked stunning, I'll give them that. Immaculately arranged, every leaf perfectly placed. But then, the slow descent began.
We were seated... eventually. The waiter was nice enough, but looked utterly exhausted. We ordered drinks. An hour later, still no drinks. The music was blaring, so we were screaming at each other across the table. The food arrived. Beautiful presentation, as promised. My steak? Overcooked. My friend's fish? Undercooked. It was an absolute comedy of errors, the kind you only experience in Africa. At one point, some random over enthusiastically walkedRoaming Hotels
